Bear Den

Stew Year’s Greetings

Near the end of the year we often receive tedious amounts of the usual requests asking for bigger muscles, less fat, and all the sorts of things that they value from a sense of socialite superficiality. The customers are genuine ...
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That Way

People always get a certain way around me that I never quite understand. Take, for instance, my boss today. I had wanted to talk to him about getting time off for my brother’s wedding. As I knew that the boss ...
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Not My Thing

Rubber had never been, nor will it ever, be my thing, but I certainly ended up on the scene a lot. Long ago I started mingle with the “out-and-proud” sort of group and had long since developed quite the little ...
Forest

His Butler

I became a butler knowing two things: I was becoming part of a dying breed, and I would need to do whatever I can for the person who hired me. I joined up with a service that employed butlers for ...
Fitness Club

Flannel

“Flannel is so tacky.” I remember telling Rick specifically, so what does he get me for Christmas? I looked in the mirror as I pulled the underwear onto my legs. These wouldn’t even look any good on me. I was ...
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Capturevating

A weird, new Christmas trend was started some time back through an advertisement by Capturevating, a bit of a break out company offering Christmas lights. Through a very successful ad campaign, they suggested that people decorate themselves instead of a ...
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Frame of Mind

“Age is a frame of mind,” they always say, and I once heard that what you look like in a mirror heavily affects how you feel about yourself. I wouldn’t have remembered either of the two pieces of trivial advice, ...
Kennel

The Exotic Zoo

Everyone who was anyone went to see the “Exotic Zoo”. The name was simple, but people knew what was meant when it was spoken about: the recently established and vaguely controversial “Zoo of Men”. No one was really clear how ...
Fitness Club

Sex It Away

I had always wished for the chiseled bodies they showed in advertisements and ads. The ones that you got money for just for existing with it. The ones that got you anything you wanted and opened every door in the ...