Forest

His Butler

I became a butler knowing two things: I was becoming part of a dying breed, and I would need to do whatever I can for the person who hired me. I joined up with a service that employed butlers for ...
Fitness Club

Flannel

“Flannel is so tacky.” I remember telling Rick specifically, so what does he get me for Christmas? I looked in the mirror as I pulled the underwear onto my legs. These wouldn’t even look any good on me. I was ...
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Capturevating

A weird, new Christmas trend was started some time back through an advertisement by Capturevating, a bit of a break out company offering Christmas lights. Through a very successful ad campaign, they suggested that people decorate themselves instead of a ...
Kennel

The Exotic Zoo

Everyone who was anyone went to see the “Exotic Zoo”. The name was simple, but people knew what was meant when it was spoken about: the recently established and vaguely controversial “Zoo of Men”. No one was really clear how ...
Kennel

Cracker Snax

When “Cracker Snax” came on the market it was advertised as the dog treat made for men. Everyone thought it was cute. “It’s a treat like cake, cookies, or candy,” they all guessed. Only certain men noticed the smell as they ...