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Vanity

Vanity must truly be the hallmark of a good Foundation client, or at least the sign of a customer I’ll enjoy. I was particularly pleased when a young stud came through the front door asking to find a man that ...
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Happiness

Happiness is all about perspective, really. Today being Zack’s birthday, he usually thought of such things to try and cheer himself up, but his depression seemed to just slip in anyway. So what if he was another year older? So ...
Kennel

Ain’t Nothing

Jake and I met at a bar once while looking for a quick hook up, and though neither of us got laid that night, it was the start of a very interesting relationship. Both of us being bisexual, it should’ve ...
Forest

Champagne Taste

The most egregious misstep you can make in the Foundation for Transformation it not being specific enough. However, it simultaneously the most entertaining opportunity that you could bestow upon me. It was a slow day yesterday which is why I ...
Bear Den

Stew Year’s Greetings

Near the end of the year we often receive tedious amounts of the usual requests asking for bigger muscles, less fat, and all the sorts of things that they value from a sense of socialite superficiality. The customers are genuine ...
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That Way

People always get a certain way around me that I never quite understand. Take, for instance, my boss today. I had wanted to talk to him about getting time off for my brother’s wedding. As I knew that the boss ...
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Not My Thing

Rubber had never been, nor will it ever, be my thing, but I certainly ended up on the scene a lot. Long ago I started mingle with the “out-and-proud” sort of group and had long since developed quite the little ...
Forest

His Butler

I became a butler knowing two things: I was becoming part of a dying breed, and I would need to do whatever I can for the person who hired me. I joined up with a service that employed butlers for ...